I’ve Got Hurt Feelings | Flight of the Conchords: Live in London (2018) | HBO

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♪ I’ve got hurt feelings ♪♪ I’ve got hurt feelings ♪♪ A lot of people think that
Rappers don’t have feelings ♪
-BRET MCKENZIE:♪ I’ve got ♪
-But the Hip-Hop-popotamus ♪
-♪ Hurt feelings ♪
-♪ And the Rhymnoceros ♪
-♪ Have feelings ♪
-♪ I’ve got hurt feelings ♪
♪ It hurts our feelings
When you suggest ♪
♪ That we don’t have feelings ♪♪ I make a meal for my friends
Try to make it delicious ♪
♪Try to keep it nutritious
Creatin’ wonderful dishes ♪
♪ But not one of those motha–
Thinks about how I feel ♪
♪ Because not one motha–
Compliments my meal ♪
-♪ And I’ve got hurt feelings ♪
-♪ I’ve got hurt feelings ♪
-♪ I’ve got hurt feelings ♪
-♪ I’ve got hurt feelings ♪
♪ I spent a long time
On that casserole, asshole ♪
-♪ I’ve got hurt feelings ♪
-♪ I’ve got hurt feelings ♪
-♪ I’ve got hurt feelings ♪
-♪ I’ve got hurt feelings ♪
♪ Why don’t you take
These profiteroles ♪
♪ And put them
Up your shitting holes, hey! ♪
♪ Here’s a little story
Bring a tear to your eye ♪
♪ I was shopping for a wetsuit
To scuba dive ♪
♪ But every suit I tried
Was too big around my thighs ♪
The assistant suggests
I try a ladies’ size, well ♪
-♪ I’ve got hurt feelings ♪
-♪ I’ve got hurt feelings ♪
-♪ I’ve got hurt feelings ♪
-♪ I’ve got hurt feelings ♪
♪ I’m not gonna wear
a ladies’ wetsuit ♪
♪ No! I am a man! ♪-♪ I’ve got hurt feelings ♪
-♪ I’ve got hurt feelings ♪
-♪ I’ve got hurt feelings ♪
-♪ I’ve got hurt feelings ♪
♪ Why don’t you get me
A small man’s wetsuit, Mitch?! ♪
♪ We’re talkin’ bout my birthday
The year 2003 ♪
♪ And I’m waitin’
For a phone call ♪
♪ From my family ♪♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ (AUDIENCE LAUGHS)♪ It’s 12:23
They forgot about me ♪
♪ And I’ve got hurt feelings ♪♪ I’ve got hurt feelings ♪♪ The day after my birthday
Is not my birthday, Mum ♪
♪ Thanks for the message ♪-♪ I’ve got hurt feelings ♪
-♪ I’ve got hurt feelings ♪
-♪ I’ve got hurt feelings ♪
-♪ I’ve got hurt feelings ♪
♪ It’s your birthday ♪♪ We’re gonna party like
Your mum forgot your birthday ♪
♪ Well, I call my friends
Say let’s go into town ♪
♪ But they’re all too busy
To go into town ♪
♪ So I go by myself
I go into town ♪
♪ Then I see all my friends
Yeah, they all in town ♪
♪ Yeah, that all drive past
In Simon’s car ♪
♪ So I follow them down
To the cinema ♪
♪ Yeah, well, seeing them
Without me ♪
♪ It breaks my heart ♪♪ When they go to watch
That movie
Dirty Grandpa♪ ‘Cause they know I love
The work of Robert DeNiro ♪
♪ They know Zac Efron
Is a personal hero ♪
♪ They know I suffer
From chronic fomo ♪
♪ I told them about that movie
As I love the promo ♪
NIGEL:
♪ I’ve got hurt feelings ♪
-♪ I’ve got hurt feelings ♪
-(AUDIENCE CHEERS) Nigel… Nigel, you’re supposed
to just do the… (AUDIENCE LAUGHS) But… -That was really good.
-That was good, yeah. That was really good, man. (AUDIENCE CHEERS)♪ Have you ever been told
That your ass is too big? ♪
♪ Have you ever been asked
If your hair is a wig? ♪
♪ Have you ever been told
You’re mediocre in bed? ♪
♪ Have you ever been described
As having a weird-shaped head? ♪
♪ Have your friends ever
Forgotten you and driven away? ♪
♪ Yes, they have
They forgot about J ♪
♪ Were you ever called “homo” ♪♪ ‘Cause at school
You took drama? ♪
♪ Have you ever been told
That you look like a llama? ♪
♪ Tears of a rapper ♪♪ These are the tears
Of a rapper ♪
♪ Falling down on you ♪♪ I’m cryin’ tears
Of a rapper ♪
♪ These are the tears
Of a rapper ♪
-♪ Falling down on you ♪
-♪ These are diamond tears ♪
-♪ Of a rapper, Golden tears ♪
-♪ These are the tears ♪
-♪ Of a rapper ♪
-♪ Of a rapper
Falling down on you ♪
♪ Titanium tears of a rapper ♪♪ These are the tears
Of a rapper ♪
♪ Falling down on you
Mother (CENSORED) er ♪
(AUDIENCE CHEERS)

 

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