“Overbooking Business Class” – Trevor Noah – (Crazy Normal)

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We’ve been traveling all around the country
it’s been so much fun you know out in places like P.E and Cape Town and East London recently went to Durban which was a bit of a shlep for us it was really hard because
it was raining so much and then on top of the flight
delays that you have to contest with there’s also like overbooking,
which is a problem I don’t know if you know what over booking is but basically it’s a legal process where it’s a practice rather where airlines book more tickets
than there are seats on the plane so they book more,
sort of like a Taxi but then they don’t let you
get on when you get there so they just hope you don’t pitch up like please, please, please, please agh, his here. you know, that’s what they do and so we are flying down to Durban,
and it was the funniest thing ever we are standing in the queue,
everyone is all fidgety in the line looking at their watches,
and they call us forward hey are like next, next please, next! so we go to the counter and
there’s one of those woman there with her glasses and relaxed hair going *typing* and she’s like, “can I have ID’s please?” and you’re like ID’s,
everyone puts them down *Typing*
“Where you flying?” and we are like, Durban please. She’s like, “Durban”
*Typing* “Durban?” Yes. *Typing* “are you flying now?” No, tomorrow. This is a practice run. are you flying? We are like yes, we need to fly now “Okay” *Typing* and then she starts typing frantically *Typing Frantically* Which I never understand,
because when I book my tickets all I need to do is click.
It’s click, click, click, click Johan, okay that one.
Click. Ah, Durb. Ah, that one, click. and then it does it all. She’s there
*Typing Frantically* I bet she wasn’t even busy doing our
tickets anymore, she’s just like there clicking, she’s probably on
like Facebook or something updating her status. “Yo, another one, another one is here I’m dead, dead, dead dead, another one’s here,
dead, dead Yo, overbooking, dead Oh, poke back. Dead, dead, dead, yo dead,
death by overbooking, yo because of their fop-ha the airline was as kind as to upgrade us
on the next flight to business class They say,
we are sorry about what happened here you go, business class.
I love business class, you know you get to go to a special lounge
where everyone’s very “businessy” No, it is because when you’re
in business class you hear you overhear conversations and they
sound totally different, you know you overhear people saying things like “Yes, well the mergers are coming along I mean if you look at
the companies that are” you know, people walking around there “Well, I mean if the numbers are right we’ll
definitely get that stock portfolio going” just people walking there you know, like No, I’m taking care of the situation
to make sure the Shareholders are happy and then we’ll present to management and
it’s gonna be a installment of what we You know you just hear like
businessy kind of stuff where as when you are in economy,
it’s just a huge group of people you generally overhear conversations
like, “I thought you put it in the bag! you said you put it in the bag! it was on the, I asked you to
put, why is it not in the bag!” oh, wow and so we are going through the airport and then we go through security,
and I love security in South Africa it’s the most chilled out security
you will find anywhere in the world it is, like South African
security is just like, you know we work on a honesty system
in this country, you know the security guard,
he is there to enforce but it’s more an honesty,
look this is up to you this is the honesty place, this
is where we all admit to our sins come forward, do you have anything to declare?
it’s that type of place overseas when you come through
customs, it’s the craziest thing ever you’ve got to take of everything,
you got to take of your shoes and you take off your belt, you know you cant wear a jacket
or a hoody or a cap or anything you’ve got to take off your
rings, nothing, nothing or even coins in your pocket,
even if you got a big filling then you’re in trouble, you know then you’re like, but it’s my teeth and they are like, you’re gonna have to do something you know, and then some
people are like, “excuse me” ha, ha, ha, ha ah where as in South Africa I sometimes
feel like these security guards don’t actually know what
their equipment does you know,
they are very chilled out about it because you’ll walk through an airport security and get there and
the guy will be like “go to number 4,
number 4” and you go through
and you stand there and the guy will be waiting, he’ll
give you that bucket and be like “Hey, what’s in the bag?” Like what do you mean? he’s like, “Laptop?” Yes. “Out, out, take it
out, laptop out, out please put it by it’s self, put there yeah.
Any other laptop?” You’re like, no “Laptop out!” you’re like okay, okay what did you do? okay, there it is “okay” and my gun? “no, it’s fine. Just the laptop” “Watching you” it’s so much fun when you walk through
the metal detectors which I swear either don’t work or these people really
don’t understand them at all you walk through metal detectors and it’s not just at airports, no
matter where they are in this country you walk through a metal detector casino, a school, Government institution and you will walk in there
and it will make that sound but then I don’t know if
they know what that means because you walk through and it will be like
*Metal detector beeping* and you see how security guards smile because they get ready,
they are going to use the wand they love the wand you can see they wait the whole day. “Yes, my time has arrived Excalibur, I call apon you” it’s like what the hell is going on? “Yeah, just stand there,
yeah” He pulls out his wand, those
black ones, he just pulls it out *Light Sabre sound* Okay it’s not, I’m sorry it doesn’t really do that,
it would be cool if it did though *Light Sabre sound* although it would be
weird, it would be weird you know, for some guy from the
township to have a light Sabre *Light Sabre sound* wouldn’t work at all though, it wouldn’t it wouldn’t, it would be like
Darthvader would be like “Bravida” *Light sabre sound* “Ah, bravida ______” *Lightsabre sound* it would have been the worst Star wars ever
if it where in South Africa wouldn’t it *Lightsabre sound* like the critical point,
the moment that made the movie would never happen if it was
in a township in South Africa because which guy from the township would
claim a child after that many years The guy would be like
*Lightsabre sound* *Heavy breathing*
“Luke” “Yes, what is it?” “No, look there. It’s your father.” *Lightsabre sound* *Laughter* *Lightsabre sound* but it wasn’t, sorry. I digress. the wand, the wand, the wand comes, I’m sorry he comes out with the wand and they always do that
thing, they go around and we don’t know what it’s
supposed to do or not, you know *Beeping* *Beeping* *Beeping* “any weapons?” then what was that for? even if I have something,
I’m not gonna tell you now obviously you have been defeated. “Any weapons?”
No. “Okay” and that’s it we like work on a honesty
system in this country everywhere you go like I would like to meet the
genius who invented the honesty book Ah yes, the honesty book yes, the book of truth. No one can
lie when they write in this book whenever you visit someone at a townhouse or an office complex,
we have the book of truth fill in the book before you enter Name, ah yes surname, hm phone number and adress Reason for visit, Pvt. We’ll just do that,
look at everybody else Pvt, Pvt, Pvt, Pvt, Pvt Pvt. and once I asked the security
guard, what is the point of this? why am I filling in this book? He’s like, “No, it’s for security reasons” I said I figured that
much, but what is it about? He’s like, “it’s so that if you
can do anything bad inside there if maybe you can
steal or kill someone then we can find you.” Ah, of course because I wrote my
real name and surname the honest killer strikes again! it’s just ridiculous I was like okay, I kill someone
and what are you gonna do? He’s like, “then you see there, we can
phone you and tell you to come back” “Yeah” “Same time”

 

100 Responses

  1. Trevor Noah

    October 10, 2019 1:46 pm

    Thanks for watching! ๐Ÿ™Œ๐ŸพSubscribe & turn on notifications to find out when I upload new videos! http://bit.ly/SubscribeTrevorNoah

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  2. lerato Ditheko

    October 20, 2019 9:06 pm

    My boyfriend and I just learnt a new word – Shlep… This always happens… A new word everytime with Trevor Noah ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜Š

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  3. Jepper Jackson

    October 20, 2019 9:12 pm

    Colored people be like excuse me๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ

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  4. ๅˆ˜ๅฎ‡้พ™

    October 20, 2019 11:41 pm

    ๅฐไบ†๏ผŒๅฐๆœ‰่‡ช่–ฆ ๆฌฒไปป้œ็•Œ่ญฆๆŽข๏ผŒๅพ…ไป–ๅฏŸๆŸฅๅคง้™ธๆฐ”็ˆ†ไธป่ฌ€๏ผŒๅคšไน…ๆ™‚ๆ•ˆ๏ผŒ่€Œๅ‹ฟไฝฟไธป่ฌ€ๅคฑ่ฟฝ่จดๆœŸ๏ผŒๅ†ๆ‰นๅˆ†่€ŒๅฏŸๆŸฅ้ป‘้‡‘ไธปไผ—ๅๅ–ฎ๏ผŒ้œ้‡‘่ก“ๆœ‰ๆ— ้˜ป็ค™ๅˆฉ็›Š่€Œ่บซๅ‚ท็ง‘ๆ™ฎ็ต„๏ผŒ๏ผŒ๏ผŒSO๏ผŒ่ฆ–ๆœ‰ๆ•ˆ้‘‘่ณžๆœŸ๏ผŒ๏ผŒ๏ผŒๅฆ‚ไฝ•??ใ€‚

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  5. ๆœฑ็้ช…

    October 21, 2019 6:03 am

    Hi๏ผTrevor. Iโ€™m an English major student from China Wenzhou University. And I love talk show and presentation a lot. Iโ€™m here to request that if I could translate your videos into Chinese video platforms and practice my skills as well. Iโ€™m expecting your reply even if the answer is โ€œnoโ€ . However, that wouldnโ€™t stop me from liking you and your performances. Appreciate that!

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  6. Frida Nlend

    October 21, 2019 11:57 am

    Trevor always gets me laughing my ass out ๐Ÿ˜† ยซย overbooking yohย ยป I swear this is really the reality and itโ€™s great we actually get some humor out of it

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  7. Xy Neqanon

    October 21, 2019 8:59 pm

    Excalibur I call upon you. I don't know why he made me laught waaayy to much ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  8. Gurjit singh

    October 22, 2019 12:00 am

    People who work as guards at airport all around world I have heard and been told are some time rude and think they can be mean and just rude for nothing to passengers. I understand that they are tired of doing their job but they have to be respectful and kind.

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  9. Shirley Tatha

    October 22, 2019 8:49 am

    I feel like if this was South African it would have been a million times funnier for me… but don't get me wrong it still found it funny

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  10. Shirley Tatha

    October 22, 2019 9:02 am

    I have a feeling the Luke joke was impromptu… and him cracking up was him thinking damn I just came up with this on the spot?

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  11. Jenny S.

    October 23, 2019 5:50 am

    Iโ€™ve been that agent ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™ve purposely just clacked at the keyboard bc the people behind the person Iโ€™m helping look difficult, I want someone else to help them ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  12. qamarina khairudin

    October 24, 2019 1:46 pm

    the diff of conversation between buss class n economy class is so true.. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

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  13. Free to Say

    October 29, 2019 2:09 am

    can't get enough of trevor's? watch the brilliant trevor noah's sarcasm atchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FUHtuTSH48&t=14s

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  14. DoLLfACeKiLLa AnGeLiNo

    October 29, 2019 3:37 am

    ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  15. Sam Feldman

    October 29, 2019 3:02 pm

    When I flew back from Johannesburg to New York, I had to go through extra security at the gate because South African security "isn't good enough for the USA"

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  16. Alysia Mer David-Wasser

    October 31, 2019 5:22 pm

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚That was awesome!! I need netflix just to watch his special. Allergies got me a lil ๐Ÿ˜ท & this shhh Really IS the best medicine!!!๐Ÿ˜‚That Security guard impersonation was perfect!!!! "It's so that, if you can do anything bad inside there. If maybe you can steal or kill someone. Then we can find you.๐Ÿ˜ Then, you see there, we can just phone you & tell you: You must come back." ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ’—

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  17. Lyrical Mallow

    November 2, 2019 7:56 am

    Am I the only one who thinks about his name๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #TrevorNoah Character names from #AfterNovel Trevor" Tessa's friend.. Noah" Tessa's ex

    Btw Loved the performance โค๏ธ n that last comment๐Ÿ˜‚#greedy

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  18. wendy jenkins

    November 2, 2019 10:30 pm

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ my side hurts so dam bad hilarious.

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  19. Sekkachi

    November 2, 2019 11:53 pm

    Trevor be like: โžก๏ธโฌ…๏ธโžก๏ธโฌ…๏ธโฌ…๏ธโžก๏ธโฌ…๏ธโžก๏ธโžก๏ธโžก๏ธโฌ…๏ธโžก๏ธโฌ…๏ธโžก๏ธโฌ…๏ธ

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  20. Invincible YT

    November 3, 2019 2:55 pm

    Switzerland also has a honesty system, itโ€™s very chilled at security imo, then I went to Edinburgh… dear fuck there is zero organisation there

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  21. M & M

    November 3, 2019 5:46 pm

    Dude when I was traveling from Qatar to turkey I had a bunch of security going like nooooooo the honey is not allowed in the small bags put them at the under section bags so I was like no man ๐Ÿ‘จ the honey will ruin the under section bags

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  22. Im Right Uโ€™re Wrong

    November 3, 2019 7:34 pm

    Note how Trevor accent is different when heโ€™s in his own continent as opposed to the US

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  23. Misree Sarguro

    November 5, 2019 9:50 am

    Hilarious. This reminds me of the day after my marriage few weeks back. At the counter the lady asked:
    'are you carrying any dangerous objects on board'.
    I gazed at my wife for a few milliseconds and she gave that don't say it look! ๐Ÿ˜‚.
    I replied aptly nonetheless hoping the lady would break into a smile by saying fast n softly :
    'shaap biltong, properly sealed'
    – she replied with a deathly shocking stare : WAAT?!.
    I just smiled n said : 'only my sharp tongue.
    I said, ' it's food dear, relax, dead meat, want some?. She never smiled. Agh shame
    '

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  24. Jettanyia Gumbs

    November 5, 2019 2:14 pm

    I like how he describes the wand as Excalibur but when he pretends to pull it out…He made lightsaber noises….So many centuries crossed in that one move๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  25. Batou

    November 6, 2019 2:26 pm

    That was a nice one, but imo the lightsaber part was a bit too much / too long… It's already been done during the mexican jedi (Obi Juan Kenobi) scene !

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  26. Projects Rewritten

    November 6, 2019 11:37 pm

    Bullshit SA security was the most corrupt. They tried to charge me for bringing a fancy dress! ๐Ÿ˜น

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  27. Hiba Mohamud

    November 7, 2019 1:20 am

    If you kill someone so we could call you and ask you to come back๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  28. Gr U

    November 8, 2019 7:24 pm

    ุชุฑููˆุฑ ุฃูุถู„ ูƒูˆู…ูŠุฏูŠ ููŠ ู‡ุฐุง ุงู„ุนุตุฑ

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